Paranoia RPG: Implausible Deniability

CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN! 

You have been selected for an EXCITING MISSION. Your assignment is to:

[ ] Determine why there's a microscopic shortfall in food vat yields

[ ] Test experimental brain interface technology

[ ] Terminate terrorist mutant traitors

[ ] Identify and terminate saboteurs in your Troubleshooter team

[ ] Determine the precise temperature at which your cranial fluid boils

[ ] Have fun. Fun is mandatory.

[X] ALL OF THE ABOVE

The odds of your survival can be greatly increased by:

[ ] Not going on the mission.

[ ] Deep-tissue forehead cleansing

[ ] Developing the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

[ ] Concealing that you have the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts

[ ] Terminating your fellow Troubleshooters before they can terminate you

[X] Purchasing this exciting adventure

[ ] ALL OF THE ABOVE